Dear Abby

This post comes from the "Dear Abby" column in the Virginia Pilot Thursday March 15. I found it quite humorous. The topic was "What's in a Name, Sometimes a Profession."
A women's name is Dragony and she works in a local pharmacy located in a medical building. Her license plate reads "DRAGONY". Well, someone went into the pharmacy and asked the girl at the counter, "Who is Dr. Agony?"

Another:
One of The North American Tobacco Co. sales representatives name is "Flicka Ashe". This is for real. Not joking.

Another:
Dear Abby I have sold real estate for 18 years, and no one ever forgets my name, Beth Newhouse, Mayville New York.

Another:
A Surgeon in Tennessee is named "Dr. Mark Cutright".

Another:
A Psychiatrist in Roton Bell, Dallas in named "John Looney".

Another:
In Idaho a man was arrested for urinating in a public place. His name is "Charles T. Sprinkle".